vegay:

i love being called lady by people like when kids are in ur way and they’re parents say “let this lady pass” it’s like heck yeah im a lady

ifyoucarryonthisway:

the fact that a girl being a feminist is a turn off to a lot of guys is just further proof that sexism exists they’re literally saying they don’t want a girl who requires respect because that’s just no fun 

camo-zamboni:

camo-zamboni:

camo-zamboni:

My roommate and his girlfriend got in the shower together and they’re… Talking about politics?

I was expecting to hear “OH GOD, HARDER,” not “George Washington was entirely correct in his prediction of what distinct parties would do to politics as a whole.”

Nope nevermind, there it is, apparently political debate is just their form of foreplay

STOP REBLOGGING THIS HE HAS A TUMBLR

think-thank-thunk:

Hey kids, as we approach Halloween I just wanted you guys to be careful and say DON’T FUCK WITH SPIRITS. Don’t mess with Ouija Boards, don’t talk to no dead people, don’t fuck with demons, don’t summon shit, don’t dick around in abandoned buildings. If you are considering a thing, just think, “would a white person in a horror movie do this thing?” If the answer is yes, then don’t do the thing.

  • emma watson: gets casted as the female lead in one of history's biggest movie franchises
  • emma watson: spends the next decade slaying as hermione granger
  • emma watson: manages to flim 8 movies as a teenager AND get amazing grades
  • emma watson: gets accepted to Brown, an IVY LEAGUE UNIVERSITY
  • emma watson: overcomes the struggle of leaving home to go to college overseas
  • emma watson: completes her degree despite always having to deal with the fact that she's a huge celebrity among regular college students
  • emma watson: delivers an empowering, wonderfully thoughtful, honest speech about gender equality
  • emma watson: is intelligent, down-to-earth, kind and sweet
  • emma watson: is also ridiculously hot
  • emma watson: is perfect human
  • crusty men living in their parents basements: shit
  • crusty men living in their parents basements: i feel so threatened rn
  • crusty men living in their parents basements: let's leak her nudes
  • idaresayihavetoomany:

    its-always-funnier-in-enochian:

    timelord-castiel:

    rosskemp:

    do i have cramps or has my appendix exploded

    does my boob hurt or am i having a heart attack

    am i on my period or do i have internal bleeding

    these are our struggles

    Thinking of dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations

    The struggles of a man

    boo hoo

    thinking of my naked grandma isnt going to suck the blood back into my vagina

    you need an award right now

    meisterful:

    drochfaol:

    ryancrobert:

    sexybritishllama:

    no cough syrup

    you are not ‘grape flavoured’

    have you ever tasted a grape

    you taste like death and the tears of small children

    not fucking grape

    wow what a surprise another cis-gendered white upper-middle class american male telling someone what they can and cannot identify as. why don’t you go fuck yourself

    #i can no longer tell what is and isn’t a joke on tumblr any more

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    queensuperwholock:

    gingergiggles:

    paimon001:

    nachosinthetardis:

    there are nice americans

    there are rude americans

    there are nice brits

    there are rude brits

    there are nice canadians

    there’s justin bieber

    Every year on Canadian Thanksgiving, we perform a ritual to purge ourselves of our rudeness, Bieber absorbs it all. He was never meant to escape, we are sorry.

    He was never meant to escape.

    …I’ve only seen this legendary post in screenshots

    Why do we need feminism?

    tidily-oakdizzle:

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    this image

    is image

    why image

    we image

    need image

    feminism 

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    you image

    fucking image

    dickweeds image

    Women are not objects! I am a 16 year old girl who feels the need to cover my body in public because of perverted assholes like this. I am completely disgusted by that video and the comments on it.

    onoasa:

    jeffersonstarshipshavethetardis:

    okay so we know about jesus when he’s a baby, and jesus when he’s an adult, but does the bible ever mention his rebellious teenager years?

    ‘jesus, go feed the donkey.’
    ‘yOU’RE NOT MY REAL FATHER’ 

    the ground shakes a little, and a voice comes down from the sky

    ‘do what your stepfather says you little shit’